staticvale.com

Static asset hosting and delivery.

Service

We serve versioned static bundles — JavaScript, CSS, fonts, and media — from edge locations close to the people who request them. Assets are immutable once published, so cache headers can be aggressive and responses stay predictable.

Operations

The service runs on a small, deliberately boring footprint: a single reverse proxy in front of origin storage, health-checked every minute, with automated certificate renewal. We publish a status page rather than incident posts.